ElinaKingsFan

 *somebody was mean to me*
Normal people: Argues then forgets it.
Me: Spends the next 6 years winning arguments against them in the shower.

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me: 
mom: 
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom: 
me: 
mom: this isn't normal

When everyone loves the person you can’t stand.

‘okay fine.’

send me a “☯” and i will rate your blog like this :)

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briouxbabs:

jeffreycahtah replied to your post: jeffreycahtah replied to your post: excuse me…

me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me: 

jeffreycahtah:

look at dat beard

briouxbabs:

Same

most girls: i'm not like most girls

-kunis:

do you ever get so overprotective over a hockey player that when another person says that she/he is not that great you just want to punch that person in the face and make her eat your socks because i do

dallonweekes:

when ppl from my school think they like a hockey team more than me

nyrperfection30:

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